Just Leave A Message

Just Leave A Message I'm sometimes concerned about my mental stability, but then my imaginary friends tell me to get over it. I'm procrastinating right now. I've reached my post limit everyday this week. MY BLOG IS OVERFLOWING WITH WHAT I FIND HILARIOUS, ESPECIALLY PUNS, HISTORY JOKES, FUNNY TEXT POSTS, CATS, REALLY ANYTHING ON MY DASHBOARD THAT I FOUND TO BE ENJOYABLE. I'M NOT REALLY a PART OF FANDOMS, BUT I REBLOG SUPERNATURAL STUFF BECAUSE THOSE POSTS ARE ALWAYS ON MY DASHBOARD, SO YEAH.
Hey, you know what would be great? If you would just be happy for a little while. If i had feelings, I would make you smile. Ask me anything or just rant to me, i'll always respond. I WONT JUDGE YOU BECAUSE I'M PRETTY MESSED UP TOO AND THAT WOULD MAKE ME A hypocrite AND NO one wants to be a hypocrite (they can go shove their face in a thorny cactus while their unfinished homework chases after them through the desert). If you ever need someone to talk to, I'm here with an open ear (not literally open) and I have more advice to give than the Jehovah Witnesses have pamphlets, but I have no one to bestow it upon. SO IF YOU EVER NEED ADVICE, I'M HERE, literally, I'm always here. (OR IF YOU ARE JUST BORED, LEAVE ME A silly random ASK).

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thehippiejew:

forsayingyes:

gqgqqt:

so this is a thing

a bunch of moms are making letters+audio recordings of affirming, validating letters to queer/trans people who don’t get that kind of support from their moms

i would say more about it but

im kind of busy in this puddle of tears on the floor so

In case any of my followers don’t have this kind of support from home…

my mom did this and if you need an honourary mother i promise she would be happy to talk to you

grasslilly:

hi:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking


?? who’s taking the picture? he set up a camera, turned on a timer, and his mom still didn’t notice?? this is the most half assed shit i’ve ever seen on this website yet you’re all still reblogging it. god

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grasslilly:

hi:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

?? who’s taking the picture? he set up a camera, turned on a timer, and his mom still didn’t notice?? this is the most half assed shit i’ve ever seen on this website yet you’re all still reblogging it. god

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meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

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meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

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theuppitynegras:

hello professor I can’t come to math class today lupita nyong’o was named the most beautiful woman in the world april 23rd is now a religious holiday for me

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morningwine:

are those pants made by karl marx? because dat ass is causing an uprising in my lower class.

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of-mice-and-ben-bruce:

impersonatr:

penroseparticle:

I always appreciate these photosets- they’re like, idk, Now That’s What I Call Tumblr or something

I had to restrain myself from hitting the reblog button several times over

OMG THE LAST ONE I JUST CAN’T 

(Source: space-douche)

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theuppitynegras:

just think about y’all millions and millions of little dark skinned black girls are going to go to the supermarket with their parents this month and when they’re waiting in line at the check out aisle they’re going to look up and see Lupita Nyong’o being hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world god is amazing

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dragonlord42:

the fact that 66 + 44 doesn’t add up to 100 really pisses me off

(Source: dampsandwich)

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fallande:

majortvjunkie:

I wish real life interaction was like this

i think this is the most polite grindr conversation i’ve ever seen

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fallande:

majortvjunkie:

I wish real life interaction was like this

i think this is the most polite grindr conversation i’ve ever seen

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