Just Leave A Message

Just Leave A Message I'm sometimes concerned about my mental stability, but then my imaginary friends tell me to get over it. I'm procrastinating right now. I've reached my post limit everyday this week. MY BLOG IS OVERFLOWING WITH WHAT I FIND HILARIOUS, ESPECIALLY PUNS, HISTORY JOKES, FUNNY TEXT POSTS, CATS, REALLY ANYTHING ON MY DASHBOARD THAT I FOUND TO BE ENJOYABLE. I'M NOT REALLY a PART OF FANDOMS, BUT I REBLOG SUPERNATURAL STUFF BECAUSE THOSE POSTS ARE ALWAYS ON MY DASHBOARD, SO YEAH.
Hey, you know what would be great? If you would just be happy for a little while. If i had feelings, I would make you smile. Ask me anything or just rant to me, i'll always respond. I WONT JUDGE YOU BECAUSE I'M PRETTY MESSED UP TOO AND THAT WOULD MAKE ME A hypocrite AND NO one wants to be a hypocrite (they can go shove their face in a thorny cactus while their unfinished homework chases after them through the desert). If you ever need someone to talk to, I'm here with an open ear (not literally open) and I have more advice to give than the Jehovah Witnesses have pamphlets, but I have no one to bestow it upon. SO IF YOU EVER NEED ADVICE, I'M HERE, literally, I'm always here. (OR IF YOU ARE JUST BORED, LEAVE ME A silly random ASK).

This will always be my most favorite gif. I sent it to my friend and was like, “You know, I should post this on ifunny. It would totally be featured because it’s a cat with toast! Who doesn’t like cats and toast!”
She was like, “People don’t like eating cats with toast, they prefer soy sauce.”
Then the next day, this gif was featured on ifunny and I hadn’t even posted it yet. 
It’s the NSA, they read my texts and stole my chance at getting a feature. 

This will always be my most favorite gif. I sent it to my friend and was like, “You know, I should post this on ifunny. It would totally be featured because it’s a cat with toast! Who doesn’t like cats and toast!”

She was like, “People don’t like eating cats with toast, they prefer soy sauce.”

Then the next day, this gif was featured on ifunny and I hadn’t even posted it yet. 

It’s the NSA, they read my texts and stole my chance at getting a feature. 

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